I probably need a lawyer.
No, I didn’t do anything wrong, don’t worry.
Well, wait. Define wrong…
But this is about something else, you pervert.
I need a lawyer to answer a question.
Did you ever see that movie with Reese Witherspoon, LEGALLY BLONDE?
She says something in class, and the professor says, “Now you’re thinking like a lawyer.”
It was an on the verge of ridiculous statement about abandonment of potential children.