How To Turn Your Nightmares into Millionaires (hint: money)

TURN YOUR NIGHTMARES INTO MILLIONAIRES!

CHAPTER ONE:

Low budget equals high profit!

Where to get your ideas

How to get motivated when motivation is the last thing on your mind.

Life is notorious for throwing you lemons, so do you know what the smart writer does when that happens?

If you said make lemonade, you’re a living example of just how powerful a cliché can be; and no, you don’t make lemonade, you add vodka.

So how can you use cliché’s to promote your powerful subject?

I recommend vodka, lot’s of vodka. Dah, comrade, it’s the blood of a nation that runs through you, and will help you suffer for your art.

Don’t want to suffer? Okay, then break out the overused trite expressions that we all love to know and hate to hear, and use them in your work.

Like what?

The writer hates the blank page-

What a load of crock. Show me a writer who hates the blank page, and I’ll show you someone who isn’t a writer. The blank page is a canvas waiting to be covered with these tiny little marks that we call writing. A real writer loves the white space, because therein is the…